you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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