Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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