just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
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woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
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We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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