I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
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Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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