The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
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frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
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My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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