Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
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My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
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You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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