so explain again why im purple
no
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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