We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
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I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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