I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
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My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
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But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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