The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
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I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
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its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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