he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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