Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
