id be glad to
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Randomize
