How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
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You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
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And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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