I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
are you so shy because you have an std?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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