Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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