Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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