omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
i will never coherently bang her
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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