The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Redeem this text for a blowjob
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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