Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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