420 ftw
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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