I'd wear matching sweaters with you
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
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Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
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She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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