her vagine was all disorganized.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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