If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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