the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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