NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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