It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
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You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
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Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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