BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
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I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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