Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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