Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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