Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
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Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
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There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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