Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Randomize