So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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