Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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