you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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