her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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