Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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