he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Randomize
