i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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