Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
