There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize