i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
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his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
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I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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