After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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