Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
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