Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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