The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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