I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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