I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I didn't notice because vodka
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
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