Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
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He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
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Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Who died my cat blue again?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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