Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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