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(908): View more from New Jersey

i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you

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(734): View more from Michigan

it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco

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(913): View more from Kansas

Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'

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(416): View more from Toronto

you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence

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(949): View more from California

I have no words

(951): View more from California

Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.

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(714): View more from California

Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards

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