C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
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Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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