therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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