NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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